Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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