What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock Go away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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