- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Mooses

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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