How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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No soap radio

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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White men's rights

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Netflix and chill

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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