Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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were at work systems r down

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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