- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

haha Otarts was here

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Do you know the muffin man? No

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