- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Gay republicans

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Manchester City

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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