- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Your life

epic win?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What does water smell like? water.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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