- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

cats are pussies

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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