- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

He--Hey guys

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

oh hey.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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