What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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