In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

your life

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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