- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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