Title IX

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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