How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

V I T A M I N C !

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Racial equality.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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