- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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