How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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sucks Syntax...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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