why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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