- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Black people are the scum of the earth

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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