What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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