- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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