What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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