- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Girls soccer

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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