- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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