this is not a drill.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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