- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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