- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Republicans

think twice or at least think

flavin's head

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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