Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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That is so fetch

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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