Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Face Hunter is scum

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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