- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Neil is a reterd.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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