- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

The dewey decimal system

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Title IX

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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