What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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flavin's head

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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