- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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