What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Anti Joke

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