whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Reading the Terms and Conditions

"Knock knock..." "come in"

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

jd and zach loves vigina

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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