What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What the hell are you doing?

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Who wants water? I do.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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