- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Albert your flies undone.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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