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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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