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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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