- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

The dewey decimal system

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

It's all Taggart

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

He--Hey guys

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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