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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what is orange? an orange

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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