- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

V I T A M I N C !

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Racial equality.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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