what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Hi

I'm Coming

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A muslim paints Mohammed

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

women sports....

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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