Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Manchester City

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Gay republicans

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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