- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

WOw you have no life

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Penis

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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