- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Charlie Sheen is winning

WOw you have no life

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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