- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.