- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your sex life.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Girls soccer

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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