How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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hey, my names mark.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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