why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Do you love me? No.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Asians

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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