Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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