- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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