- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Gus's mom

why was the boy sad? because.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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