- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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