Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Coldpaly is a good band

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Your life

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

hi mom

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

How you know when dislextic

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

girls basketball

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Get on the boat.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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