- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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