- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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