What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

sucks Syntax...

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

richard is fag

Barack Obama.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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