- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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