Nick Cannon

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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