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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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