What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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