Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Nuneaton..

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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