Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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penis

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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