- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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