Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

God. God.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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