- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Guess what? Bananas

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Cheese

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

I like school Said no one ever.

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