What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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