Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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