I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

more like nig!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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