A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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