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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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