- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

did you stub your toe?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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