- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Your sex life.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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