- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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