What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

I'm gay.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What? Why?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

My mum is called Steve

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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