- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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