The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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