- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's green and blue? yellow

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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