why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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