What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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