- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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