Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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everyone dislike this

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Vagina.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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