Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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knock knock There's no door

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Your mam is so fat.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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