- Anti Joke

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

My mum is called Steve

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt