a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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