- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Nuneaton..

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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