How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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3 like an eel

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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men

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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