Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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