- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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