Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Your mother just died.

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No

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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