- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Sam Hengal.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Women's rights.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A dog was barking at a tree

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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