- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I have a gay camel

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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