- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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