- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

hey hey apple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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