What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Barack Obama

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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