- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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