How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Okay.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

The WPGA tour

Anti Joke

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